The attack was sudden. The devastation untold. The mighty Ork army fell yesterday, to the seemingly all powerful force known as...My Daughter's Cat.
Der wuz bits of boyz all over da place. It wuz bad, even to us Orks.
Thankfully, Da Painboyz wuz able to fix the lads up.
Still, it was a scary moment.
And now, if you don't mind, I'm investing in a doorknob with a lock for my computer room.